Gnome Tumbles Home in a smashing way

Went shopping with Granma Gnome, a whole aisle of BARGAINS everthing all @ 1 EURO Oops picked up a pack of 3 tumblers, oh dear the end 1 fell out smashed on the floor, oh look at the end packet damaged, opps should´nt have turned the packet up the other ends broken, tumbler drops to the floor SMASH!!! suppose not bad average 2 out of 3, Granma shoots of to tell the Staff before someone gets cut on all the broken glass. English couple think shes done a runner making it look as if they were to blame. OK time to pick up my 2 packets of tumblers, (CAREFULLY) load into trolley & sneak away. COULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST GNOME BANNED FROM Continente on the 2nd day of the new year.